<?php
  //create short names for variables
@ $name = $HTTP_POST_VARS['name'];
@ $password = $HTTP_POST_VARS['password'];

  if (empty($name)||empty(password))
{
  //visitor needs to enter a name and password
?>
<h1>Login Please</h1>
This page is 31337.
<form method=\"post\" action=\"31337.php\">
<table border=\"1\">
<tr>
  <th> Username </th>
  <td> <input type=\"text\" name=\"name\"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <th> Password </th>
  <td> <input type=\"password\" name=\"password\"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\">
    <input type=\"submit\" value=\"Log In\">
</td>
</tr>
</table>
</form>
<?php
  }
else if($name=='user'&&$password=='pass')
  {
//visitors username and password are correct
echo '<h1>K-Rad 31337!</h1>';
echo 'Your Username and Password combination where correct.';
  {
else
  {
//visitors username and password are not correct
echo '<h1>YOU SUCK!</h1>';
echo 'YOUR ACCESS HAS BEEN DENIED!';
  }
?>